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Post by plankton on May 31, 2011 18:40:29 GMT -6
Lol you would alf! A gay couple and a lesbian couple are leavin for New York from LA at the same time which couple makes it first? The lesbian couple bc they left lickady split and the gay couple are still packin their shit!
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Post by ALF on May 31, 2011 20:54:42 GMT -6
HahahahahahahHA
two gay dudes are fuckin when the phone rings one guy says don't get it don't get it so they keep goin at it when the doorbell rings guy says don't get it don't get so they keep goin. Now there's a pounding on the door guy pissed off gets up and says don't come without me goes downstairs to get the door. When he gets to the room theres come everywhere on the bed the floor and walls. The guy yells I thought I told you not to come without me!!?? The guy says I didn't I farted!!!
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Post by plankton on May 31, 2011 22:05:14 GMT -6
Hahaha WTF! That one wins lol!!!
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Post by mouse on May 31, 2011 22:37:25 GMT -6
That's so gross gross Dave!!!
What do you call 2 Hispanic firemen? Jose and hose B! Hahahaha
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Post by ALF on Jun 1, 2011 7:26:15 GMT -6
What do u call two Mexicans playing basketball?? Juan on Juan
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Post by mouse on Jun 1, 2011 7:48:36 GMT -6
You stole that from me! Hahaha
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Post by Tony(MoCity) on Jun 1, 2011 12:10:36 GMT -6
Ok ok...y we gotta get on mexicans? That's messed up ppl...lol
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Post by Tony(MoCity) on Jun 1, 2011 12:17:11 GMT -6
White Joke 42
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch prick, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks.. “What’s wrong with you?”
In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me?”
The big dude says, “I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch prick, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.”
The small guy says, “Turner Brown!…Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, “Turn Around!!”
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Post by ALF on Jun 1, 2011 13:03:37 GMT -6
Hahahaha I've heard that one
Mexican word cockatoo: eh guey hurry up and get out the bathroom!!!! I gotta cockatoo!!!!
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Post by MeMe on Jun 1, 2011 13:13:35 GMT -6
haha
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Post by Tony(MoCity) on Jun 1, 2011 16:22:43 GMT -6
Haha.alf u win dude, u b com in out w some crazy stuff...lol
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Post by ALF on Jun 1, 2011 18:31:50 GMT -6
Hahahahahahahahaha
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Post by mouse on Jun 1, 2011 22:25:15 GMT -6
Watch out. You might inflate his already blown up ego. Hahaha jk babe!
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Post by MeMe on Jun 2, 2011 7:15:01 GMT -6
HahahahahahahHA two gay dudes are fuckin when the phone rings one guy says don't get it don't get it so they keep goin at it when the doorbell rings guy says don't get it don't get so they keep goin. Now there's a pounding on the door guy pissed off gets up and says don't come without me goes downstairs to get the door. When he gets to the room theres come everywhere on the bed the floor and walls. The guy yells I thought I told you not to come without me!!?? The guy says I didn't I farted!!! Sick! LOL |
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Post by ALF on Jun 2, 2011 8:25:10 GMT -6
I like this one:
A man was drowning in a lake when a man on a boat pulls up and says give me ur hand. The man says no thanks god will save so the boat leaves. Another boat comes up and the man says give me ur hand again the drowning man says no thanks thanks god will save me. So the man drowns and dies. He goes to heaven and says god why didnt you save me?? God said I sent two boats dummy!!!
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