Post by streetrides on May 1, 2011 22:08:58 GMT -6
It was a hot night, the humidity was like water in the wind.. I sat in the smoke filled mancave going over the books and drinkin liquor. I knew I needed a gig soon or the biz was gunna go south, Mexico wasn't sounding that great right now.. Something had ta give, Thats when the knock on the door snapped me out of my sweaty drunkin stuper.. I thought mabey they had finally come for the money I owed them. I grabbed my pistol and walked slowly towards the door and asked if I may help you... The voice from behind the door sang like a nightinggale. " Hello Mr. snow I need your help".. May I come in please.. I opened the door causiously and It was a full figured Blonde, Long golden hair, Mae West shaped face with beautifull green eyes.
I said come on in Maam..
She moved into the room like a Cat, Grace and beauty was always one of my weaknesses. "Have a seat Maam, I'm tony,tony snow. What can I help you with...
My name is Mrs. Quest and I have a problem, Some dirty rat has entered my life and I need ta get rid of him.. Can you help me???
I sat back in my chair and thought, is she asking me to assinate some dirty rat?? I said Maam, Just what are you wanting me ta do??
I need that basturd out of my life and I'm willing to do anything to make it happen..
Bells and wistles started ta go off and it seemed the moment was unreal.
Here's this Mae West look alike tellin me ANYTHING i wanted..
Causously I raised one eyebrow and peered into those huge green eyes..
I could tell she was serious.. "anything"?
"Yes anything"
I about choked on the last drag of my cigarette as I tried to hold back the excited look on my face..
I asked her exactly where this Dirty rat could be found, She told me he hung out, out back, and had been destroying her posessions out of spite..
I was somewhat intrigued about an assination job and it seemed the reward would be enough to get me out of my slump..
Ok Mrs. Quest we have a deal... I need something down. She said you'll be paid when the job is done and thats final.
I walked her to the door and re-assured her the job would get done soon..
She batted her beautifull eyes at me and turned on her heels while the words YOU BETTER came out her mouth..
The door shut and she was gone..
I pondered the conversation and was somewhat taken aback... I kill the dirty rat and I get whatever I want.. New trucks, Guns, Custom paint job on the crew cab, Hmm.. I need ta get this done and over with quick, while she is still having a weak moment...
I grabbed some extra ammo and readied the weapon for the job. I figured if I just hide in the shadow's, that dirty rat would never know I was there.
So With my liquor and a pack of smokes I set up out back and waited him out.. The heat was unbearable and the alchohol was starting ta flow thru me quickly.. Thats when I spotted em. 2 came out and I couldn't tell which one she was talkng about.. I tried ta focus, so I closed 1 eye and it was really only 1.. Ok you dirty rat, the jig is up.
I raised my pistol and tried ta get a fix on him, but the basturd was just too fast..I knew better than ta just shoot. He would know thier was a ransome was on his head.. so I waited, I held back in hopes he would stay still..
After a few more swigs of the liqour and 3 more smokes he came out and stood still.. Bliss is a great motivator, I had my reward in the bag. I took carefull aim and LET THE LEAD FLY. PFFATT it slamed home and the deed was done. He squirmed and flopped a bit, but I knew it was over for him..
I walked over and stared into his slowly clouding eyes and said to myself its all in a days work, don't let it get to ya.. After a long swig and another smoke I took the proof pics and slipped back to my man cave..
The deed had been done and now it was time to collect.. So I called Mrs. Quest and asked her to stop by and pay up..
The knock on the door was bliss, I was in for whatever I wanted..
Come in.. I said..
She entered with the grace of a gazel and sat at the desk in front of me.. " did ya get him" "Yes I did" here's the pictures..
I handed them to her and thought to myself whatever I want!!!!!
She thumbed thru the pics and looked up at me with a glare in her eye..
UH OH. "Thats not him" Thats not even close to him..
I said: You told me he hangs out, out back. he was out back..
I don't care Mr. snow this is not him... The one I was talking about was Black.. A black rat....
At that point, I'd heard enough.. So you have me assinate a dirty rat and its the wrong one..
Yes its not the one... Well crapp
I said come on in Maam..
She moved into the room like a Cat, Grace and beauty was always one of my weaknesses. "Have a seat Maam, I'm tony,tony snow. What can I help you with...
My name is Mrs. Quest and I have a problem, Some dirty rat has entered my life and I need ta get rid of him.. Can you help me???
I sat back in my chair and thought, is she asking me to assinate some dirty rat?? I said Maam, Just what are you wanting me ta do??
I need that basturd out of my life and I'm willing to do anything to make it happen..
Bells and wistles started ta go off and it seemed the moment was unreal.
Here's this Mae West look alike tellin me ANYTHING i wanted..
Causously I raised one eyebrow and peered into those huge green eyes..
I could tell she was serious.. "anything"?
"Yes anything"
I about choked on the last drag of my cigarette as I tried to hold back the excited look on my face..
I asked her exactly where this Dirty rat could be found, She told me he hung out, out back, and had been destroying her posessions out of spite..
I was somewhat intrigued about an assination job and it seemed the reward would be enough to get me out of my slump..
Ok Mrs. Quest we have a deal... I need something down. She said you'll be paid when the job is done and thats final.
I walked her to the door and re-assured her the job would get done soon..
She batted her beautifull eyes at me and turned on her heels while the words YOU BETTER came out her mouth..
The door shut and she was gone..
I pondered the conversation and was somewhat taken aback... I kill the dirty rat and I get whatever I want.. New trucks, Guns, Custom paint job on the crew cab, Hmm.. I need ta get this done and over with quick, while she is still having a weak moment...
I grabbed some extra ammo and readied the weapon for the job. I figured if I just hide in the shadow's, that dirty rat would never know I was there.
So With my liquor and a pack of smokes I set up out back and waited him out.. The heat was unbearable and the alchohol was starting ta flow thru me quickly.. Thats when I spotted em. 2 came out and I couldn't tell which one she was talkng about.. I tried ta focus, so I closed 1 eye and it was really only 1.. Ok you dirty rat, the jig is up.
I raised my pistol and tried ta get a fix on him, but the basturd was just too fast..I knew better than ta just shoot. He would know thier was a ransome was on his head.. so I waited, I held back in hopes he would stay still..
After a few more swigs of the liqour and 3 more smokes he came out and stood still.. Bliss is a great motivator, I had my reward in the bag. I took carefull aim and LET THE LEAD FLY. PFFATT it slamed home and the deed was done. He squirmed and flopped a bit, but I knew it was over for him..
I walked over and stared into his slowly clouding eyes and said to myself its all in a days work, don't let it get to ya.. After a long swig and another smoke I took the proof pics and slipped back to my man cave..
The deed had been done and now it was time to collect.. So I called Mrs. Quest and asked her to stop by and pay up..
The knock on the door was bliss, I was in for whatever I wanted..
Come in.. I said..
She entered with the grace of a gazel and sat at the desk in front of me.. " did ya get him" "Yes I did" here's the pictures..
I handed them to her and thought to myself whatever I want!!!!!
She thumbed thru the pics and looked up at me with a glare in her eye..
UH OH. "Thats not him" Thats not even close to him..
I said: You told me he hangs out, out back. he was out back..
I don't care Mr. snow this is not him... The one I was talking about was Black.. A black rat....
At that point, I'd heard enough.. So you have me assinate a dirty rat and its the wrong one..
Yes its not the one... Well crapp
Lol 
